In the spirit of Movember, which I personally find a very forced term, have decided to share a list of failed monthly themes. Reader discretion is avised.
Manuary (man-uary) – the month dedicated to men & manly things.
Fibuary (Fib-uary) - a month of lying to everyone about everything.
Fartch (fart-ch) – a month of bad smells.
Rapril (rape -ril) – just straight up offensive. Ravishing.
Fay (flamboyantly gay may) – month of assless chaps, mantinis & pride parades.
Prune (old june) – the month of ancestory: chillin with Gramps, taking slow drives out to the country-side, and dating people double your age.
Muly (Moo-uly) – a month of ‘mind on yer money, and money on yer mind’. Get that chedder.
Laugust (log-ust) – a month of lumberjackery & that Canadian song “The Logdriver Waltz” (”he goes barreling, barreling, down the white water…”).
Moctober (mock-tober) – a month of not really the real thing, just a practise run.
Brovember (bro-vember) – the month of brotherhood: “hey bro, I love you man”.
Dicember (Dick-cember)- a month of attitude and not returning phonecalls.
